June 2012
“You’re not weak. Your life is not defined by a letter grade, a dress size, your sexuality or anything else. You have every chance at happiness. You were not meant to suffer. You are loved. Never, ever give up.”
—Chris Colfer (via kaylasaurus)
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch
Another Flesh Eating Incident in Maryland →
huffingtonpost.com
What the hell is going on?????
How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor: 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 28:03.
Black Widow: 33:35.
Iron Man: 37:01.
Captain America: 37:42.(Source)
Life habitually doesn't give me what I want.
Murphy’s Law and the Law of Unfairness practically rule my life.
May 2012
Headcanon: The Avengers' Coffee Preferences:
By near-unanimous agreement, if post-mission coffee occurs, it’s at Starbucks. The reason for this is simple: if they all went where they really wanted to go, they’d be scattered all over the city, and Steve is adamant that they bond. Bruce likes small, intimate places with lost of rugs and gentle music and the smell of incense. Steve likes diners and cafés where he can chat with the staff and stay for hours and maybe get some pankcakes. Clint and Natasha don’t really care, Thor hasn’t been on Earth long enough to develop a preference, and the kind of places Tony likes are out of everyone’s price range.
Steve:
Basic black Americano, no sugar. Steve will drink pretty much any coffee regardless of quality; he’s used to reheated week-old tar from his army days, and if he’s really honest, he misses it. He sometimes sneaks along sachets of powdered milk on occasion for nostalgia’s sake. No matter how many times Tony explains about inflation, he is still shocked at the idea of paying several dollars for coffee.
Tony:
Espresso. Known to add shots of espresso to his espresso. Would probably inject the stuff into his veins or bathe his eyeballs in it if the team weren’t watching him closely, because Tony doesn’t sleep. It has been hypothesised that the amount of caffeine in Tony’s system at any one time is enough to kill a medium-sized monkey.
Bruce:
Rarely drinks coffee; on the occasions he does, it’s usually a South American blend. His travels around the world have given him varied tastes and a fondness for herbal teas. His favourite, however, is green tea, and he drinks gallons of the stuff daily.
Natasha:
Figures if she’s going to have to spend a few dollars on a beverage, she should get her money’s worth. She tries to get something different every time, but is especially fond of chai lattes.
Clint:
Has an awful, incurable sweet tooth. Goes crazy for syrups. Will come up with horrific concoctions that would destroy a lesser man: his teammates watch in fascination as he guzzles choco-hazelnut-caramel-lattes with shots of espresso, whipped cream and cinnamon. Bruce wants to study his metabolism. Tony dares him to chug.
Thor:
NOT ALLOWED COFFEE. There is no caffeine on Asgard. The team are still trying to break him of the habit of throwing down his mugs when finished; as a result, he gets plastic cups of low-caffeine frappuchinos, caramel or strawberries and cream, or hot chocolate. Expounds loudly and at great length on his love of mini marshmallows. Most attempts at keeping Thor away from caffeine are thwarted by Clint, who secretly slips him sips of his Frankencoffee when no-one’s looking.
my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true
A deadly virus is released in a heavily populated U. S. city, not by terrorists, but by the U. S. military.
- The Writer’s Book of Matches
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
—Mae West (via kari-shma)
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
—Mae West (via kari-shma)
Download photoshop
Download kmplayer
Download youtube downloader
Download video converter
Others
Online photo editor (no need to download!)
Snapshot with effects (no need to download!)
- My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
I don’t know why, but by inner voice is speaking in Hatter/Andrew Lee Potts’s exasperated tone.
Another day, another million questions waiting to be answers in by ask box.
Just kidding. There’s never anything in there.
On the other hand, I’ve been breathing incense.
