Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
Source: captainamericass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“[One] day they were having a cup of tea and Sherlock winced like he had a bad tooth.
‘Maybe you should see a dentist,’ John said.
‘Why? My teeth are perfect.’
‘Because you’re wincing as if you’re in pain.’
‘Oh that.’ Sherlock rubbed his jaw. ‘That’s from all those blow jobs I gave today.’
‘What blow jobs?’
‘All those cabbies. I think I strained my jaw.’
John managed to eke out a strangled, ‘Cabbies?’
‘Even when you’re tired or distracted, it’s never less than [exceptional] sex. I was curious. It didn’t make sense. Sex with those initial ten was boring beyond belief and yet sex with you is more than satisfactory. So I spent the day riding around in cabs and giving other men blow jobs. It was so boring that mere words cannot convey how boring it was. I can only conclude that you are a factor.’”
Source: wtffanfiction
Double Chocolate Chip Cookie Cups and Ice Cream
Source - http://www.loveveggiesandyoga.com/2012/05/double-chocolate-chip-cookie-cups-and-ice-cream.html
Makes about 18 cups
1/2 cup butter, softened (1 stick)
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup light brown sugar, packed
1 large egg
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour (plus 2 tablespoons, if dough is sticky)
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup white chocolate chips (or use butterscotch, peanut butter, or exclusively use all semi-sweet chocolate chips)
Häagen-Dazs® Ice Cream – I used the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough flavor
hot fudge or chocolate ice cream sauce, optional
whipped topping or whipped cream, optional
Preheat oven to 350F. Line a standard 12-count muffin pan with paper liners. In the mixing bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, add the butter, sugars, and cream for 2 to 3 minutes on medium-high speed, stopping at least once to scrape down the sides of the bowl. Add the egg, vanilla, and beat for 2 to 3 more minutes on medium-high speed, stopping at least once to scrape down the sides of the bowl. Add the flour, baking soda, and mix until just combined, no more than one minute. Add the chips and beat for 5 to 10 seconds or fold in by hand.
Place 2 rounded tablespoons of dough into each paper muffin liner and press down firmly to pack down the dough. The liners should be filled about three-quarters of the way full. Add more (or less) dough to each cup as needed, pressing down after each addition. (The dough does rise while baking, but not tremendously so, as with a muffin or cupcake.) Bake for 11 to 15 minutes or until the tops have risen and have barely begun to brown, taking care not to overbake. It’s okay if these seem a bit underdone as they will continue to set up as they cool and you want them gooey. Allow the cookie cups to cool in the muffin pan for at least 15 minutes before removing them.
Top each with cookie cup generous scoop of ice cream. Optionally, garnish with whipped topping or whipped cream; chocolate, caramel, or butterscotch sauce, maraschino cherries, sprinkles, coconut flakes, nuts, diced candy pieces, or other favorite ice cream sundae toppings.
Store extra cookie cups in an airtight container for up to one week on the counter or refrigerator or up to three months in the freezer.
Note: If desired, use refrigerated pre-made cookie dough rather than making your own cookie dough. I suggest doctoring up the dough by adding semi-sweet and/or white chocolate chips as premade dough tends to be a little skimpy on the chips. I estimate that you could make between 8 and 10 cups per standard flat package of dough. I’d buy two packages for a 12 to 15 cup yield (guesstimate).
Source: recipecardbox
Dress
Zandra Rhodes, 1990
The Indianapolis Museum of Art
Source: omgthatdress
Its midnight and I havent done dishes.
I have, however, done my laundry.
No pressing questions in my ask box to answer -boohoo-
All that I need to worry about is my doctor’s appointment tomorrow morning.
What are any adverse affects to drawing blood?
Also, I need to figure out a way to contact Livi in case I’m running late.
I’M SO GLAD LIVI AND RHI CAN GO TO THE MOVIES WITH ME TOMORROW.
It should be fun.
I love the movies.
And Avengers.
Any one else who wants to go can show up too.
Town Square. 3ish. Bring money for yourself. Movie’s at 3:45pm.
![wtffanfiction:
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“[One] day they were having a cup of tea and Sherlock winced like he had a bad tooth.
‘Maybe you should see a dentist,’ John said.
‘Why? My teeth are perfect.’
‘Because you’re wincing as if you’re in pain.’
‘Oh that.’ Sherlock rubbed his jaw. ‘That’s from all those blow jobs I gave today.’
‘What blow jobs?’
‘All those cabbies. I think I strained my jaw.’
John managed to eke out a strangled, ‘Cabbies?’
‘Even when you’re tired or distracted, it’s never less than [exceptional] sex. I was curious. It didn’t make sense. Sex with those initial ten was boring beyond belief and yet sex with you is more than satisfactory. So I spent the day riding around in cabs and giving other men blow jobs. It was so boring that mere words cannot convey how boring it was. I can only conclude that you are a factor.’”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bzz7wANV1qmzl7to1_500.jpg)



